This week, A ten-year-old goldfish named George gets life-saving surgery, Mackey teaches Jakob to dance, Kyle goes to rehab, Jakob destroys Mackey’s innocence, Kyle’s biggest secret gets let out, and Jakob turns to the internet for advice. Also on this episode: Batman’s real secret identity is out, Kyle singlehandedly keeps the skinny jeans industry alive, Mackey and Jakob discover they really are related, the team fundraises their hardest, and Jakob renders his best poorly-disguised impression of Pawn Stars. P.S. We’ve come to the conclusion that the poor audio quality is due to the fact that we have really crappy mics. SO, if you want insider content, pictures of sliced bread, better audio quality, better content than just Jakob and Mackey firing shots at Kyle’s life, and access to Jakob’s personal collection of photoshopped Nicholas Cage pictures - donate now at the link! We were serious about it. Like really. Mackey’s getting really sick of ramen. https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3828007

Santa is a Marsupial Podcast

Goldfish, The 700 Club, Bad Life Decisions, and Nicholas Cage (or, All Because of Snack Crackers)

This week, Kyle's cover is blown, Jakob learns what a frittata is, Mackey is fooled by fake gunfire, a paratrooper seeks vengeance, Jakob lists 13 reasons why you should own a cast iron pan, Mackey explains the 60s in 10 minutes, the team has ADD, and we offend everyone who owns a Prius... we're sorry (not). P.S. We apologize for the poor audio quality, we are attempting to rectify the situation. We appreciate your patience.

Why Santa Is A Marsupial, Why Skinny Jeans are Awful, and Why We Can't Talk About Skillet

Jakob, Mackey, and Kyle. "Everything in here has a story, and a really dumb one at that." Find us on iTunes. https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3828007 fund us at the link so Kyle can get pants and Mackey can stop eating ramen.