It's the middle of the night, and you're wide awake. Your muscles are tense, and you've broken out in a cold sweat. No, you're not sick; you're thinking of that time you were eight years old and called your teacher "mom." On this episode, we probe the net for people's cringiest stories that still haunt them today. Time Stamps: Intro: 00:00 (gottem) What's the cringiest thing you've ever seen ever? (Reddit): 07:03 What's the cringiest thing you've ever seen ever? (Facebook): 15:39 What was the cringiest thing you did in your first relationship? (Reddit): 39:20 William's Story: 1:00:01 Outro: 1:02:14 Links: What's the cringiest thing you've ever seen ever? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/as2t4w/whats_the_cringiest_thing_youve_ever_seen/ What was the cringiest thing you did in your first relationship? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/822cod/what_was_the_cringiest_thing_you_did_in_your/ YouTube Rewind 2018 https://youtu.be/YbJOTdZBX1g Transition Clips - The Internet Show https://youtu.be/IzqMrhG50q0 Transition Sound Effects https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B27WxEa97L8 Ending Music - The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg?t=1616 Social Media: https://twitter.com/SWProbetheNet 

Sarah and Will Probe the Net

2. The Cringe Binge

We all remember the talk. The drugs talk. The sex (ew) talk. Parents can be profoundly awkward when addressing those taboo subjects. We wanted to hear the best of the worst, so we took to the Internet to find some firsthand accounts of parents getting awko-taco over sensitive issues. Time Stamps: Intro: 00:00  How did your parents go about having the sex talk? (Reddit): 06:56 What were your parents codewords for genitals? (Facebook): 28:26 What was your parents' approach to the drugs and alcohol talk? (Reddit): 39:28 Final thought: 57:48 Outro: 59:08 Links: Transition Clips - The Internet Show https://youtu.be/IzqMrhG50q0 Transition Sound Effects https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B27WxEa97L8 Ending Music - The Kids Guide to the Internet https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg?t=1616 101 Dalmatians: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbOAa7Tbil0 Austin Powers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec_n2YTdA24 The Heat is On- Glenn Frey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ADYrf9QIeU Jim Carrey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tJGk4ofc18 Social Media: https://twitter.com/SWProbetheNet

1. The Talks

Sarah Jane Martin and William Klippenstein scour the Internet for the greatest answers to their most ridiculous questions. Follow us on Twitter!