The Autumn People (Jenna, Hayden and Mark) are back! This time they're tackling the most well known name in horror: Stephen King. Since his books could easily be used as doorjambs or weapons, we've stuck to three short stories: "Gray Matter," "The Jaunt," and "One for the Road." Join us as we daydream about being beer guzzling old men in Maine and discuss some of the most frightening works there is in short fiction. 

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Stephen King Rules

Jenna has recruited leading Nic Cage expert Lacee to discuss the heavy metal acid trip film phenomena that is MANDY. Join us as we discuss a portal to hell that is never acknowledged, cult leaders that we relate to a little too much, chainsaws that seem to be saying something phallic, and how Nic Cage deserves his chance to be on Pirates of the Caribbean.

Mandy is Dandy but Nicolas is Ridiculous

It's a book club, y'all! Jenna Junior is joined by a host of frightfully fun readers: Shane of Hamilton Horror Podcast, Karen of Joyland Books, and Alicia, our resident book club witch! We dive into one of the most unique and twisted haunted house novels, The House Next Door. Listen as we recount all of its horrifying wonders: spooky gay sex, a house that gaslights you, and a shitty Christmas party! 

Book Club: House Next Door by Anne Rivers Siddons

Our favorite butt in the universe is back and talking new releases! In this episode, Johnny and Jenna discuss the 2020 releases of The Relic, The Amulet and The Vast of Night. What do these movies all have in common? Well, Johnny picked them and they're new and that's about it! Join us as we talk about how to best handle the fact that old people are scary, how a butthole can have a baby, and how Johnny's been alive for over sixty years! With a guest appearance from Roger, the talking cat, and wine!

Johnny's Venn Diagram: The Amulet, The Relic, and The Vast of Night

Join Jenna, Hayden, and Mark (who can't read) in this tribute to one of America's greatest storytellers on his sexy centennial birthday! Originally created for the possible future podcast, The Autumn People, we three readers go over three of Bradbury's most famous short stories: The Lake, The Veldt, and The Foghorn. We also talk about goddamn Greenland sharks again, wonder if the ghost of Jenna's dead dad is a cartoon chicken, and talk about lions who wanna play house with a coupla of creepy kids. 

Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

Join Jenna Junior and fellow horror enthusiast Cyterica as they discuss one of the last horror movies you could've seen in theaters in 2020! Be warned that if you have not yet seen the film Invisible Man, this episode contains spoilers aplenty! It also contains crying waiters, a shared family ghost story, a pet psychic, and the realization that we're now sensitive little babies!

Invisible Man

Best friends Allie and Jenna Junior went on a detailed journey to cover America's Haunted House. Together, they read the original, marching-band infested hit novel The Amityville Horror. They also subjected themselves to watch its first film adaptation in all its fly-covered glory. Then, they finished their trilogy off with the documentary, if that word can be used to accurately describe such a bizarre cinematic experience, My Amityville Horror. There's demon pigs, haunted hot dogs, a vagina candle seance and more in our fifteenth episode and we hope that listening to it doesn't give you ghostly diarrhea. Note: We have an audio glitch in our end theme music. No clue what's happened in there, but the logical answer is probably ghosts. 

Our Amityville Horror(s)

It's summer camp time, and you know what that means: time to stand around the campfire and talk about some of the campiest vampire movies of all time. In this episode, we're joined by premium butt-owner, Johnny Gabriel, as we discuss deliciously fun and sometimes very outdated movies like Blacula, Once Bitten, Vampire's Kiss, My Best Friend's a Vampire, and The Hunger. Why is this episode so long? Consider it a gift. But also--this episode is a drinking game. Listen as your hosts progressively get tipsier with every blood-colored shot, where topics like popcorn, toilet paper, and podcast theme songs get slightly out of hand! Post Show Note: I keep saying "Black Noire" instead of "Horror Noire," and that makes no sense because that just means "Black black." So please excuse my mistake! We do not encourage anyone to drink under the legal age! 

Summer Camp: Vampires

This unlucky thirteenth episode is meant to be played with your crush at a sleepover, when a storm's brewing and you can't help but notice the weird house next door. Within these short haunted minutes lies a true and bizarre tale of hypnotism, occult rituals, and hypothesized lesbians. We also go over more details for our book club raffle to benefit G.L.I.T.S. and discuss how true crime fans should be supporting The Innocence Project. Stay safe, stay inside, stay vigilant, and stay creepy. 

Oklahoma Crime: The Hex House

First and foremost, we want to let our listeners know that we support Black Lives Matter. Check out our Instagram page (screamservicepodcast) to see our working collection of black horror resources as well as to participate in our raffles that donate to multiple black-led causes. This episode features long time Internet friend and horror author, Hayden Gilbert, who also loves cryptids as much as Jenna. We talk about David Lynch, Jason Statham, Bigfoot being an alright guy, the Loch Ness Monster, giant sharks and what would've happened if Jenna went on a date with a friend of Sasquatch. We hope we made you laugh during this giant stressful-ass time in history.

Creature Feature Episode 1: Gate Creepers with Hayden Gilbert

Featuring special guests--book club champions Nick Bagley and Alicia Torres! (A special thank you to Nick who worked as our sound engineer partially for this episode). Join us as we discuss a woman who loves to poop in a big way, who is down for anything, and who reminds us a little bit of our secret selves. Content warning: this book we discuss has sexual assault and pedophilia, but we think this was handled tactfully or else we would never ever include such a book to our lists. 

Book Club: Eileen by Ottessa Moshfegh

Some people get buried, some are cremated, and some become sideshow traveling mummies. Our first true crime episode covers a man whose notorious life was shadowed by his unbelievably true career after death. If you listen to the entire episode, you'll get to hear Jenna do an old-timey mobster voice as well as an old-timey outlaw voice, which really makes the episode. Enjoy and STAY HOME.

Oklahoma Crime: Elmer McCurdy, the Afterlife Outlaw

In this episode, we review the movies we watched during our first week of quarantine in attempt to not lose our minds. We cover everything from Monster Movies to the movies that make us feel like eating an entire bag of Totino's Pizza Rolls (not sponsored, but we're open for negotiation/selling our souls). Feel free to follow along and tell us your picks for the categories by messaging us at @screamservicepodcast on Instagram! Stay safe, stay inside, and stay spooky!

Mini Movie Marathon for the End of the World

What better way to spend your time inside than listening to us discuss a historical fiction horror novel you may or may not have read? Guest Alicia Torres and I get a lot of facts wrong about the Dahmer party while also having a grand old time. If you are a member of our bookclub, your thoughts are on THIS episode! Wowee! Our next book club book is Eileen by Ottessa Moshfegh with the deadline of April 25th! Check our instagram for more details! And STAY SAFE. STAY HOME. Now who wants to listen to us laugh about cannibalism?

Book Club: The Hunger by Alma Katsu

This episode, we take a page from Grady Hendrix's Paperbacks from Hell and review a terrible but hilarious 80's paperback hidden to the mainstream horror world: Childmare. Do you hate kids? Do you love nipples? Do you like hard-ass Americans with blowtorches and aviator glasses? Then you may enjoy this mini-episode. As always, we are sending our listeners a lot of love and well wishes for this confusing time and we hope us discussing this ridiculous novel brings a little light to your lives. But not too much. We're spooky, after all. 

Beaten to a Pulp: Childmare by A.G. Scott

A guide into all that crawls through the night: urban legend, horror film and literature, true crime and more! This is your source for the spooky, your friend for the freaky, and the service for all things bizarre.

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