Settle the Score

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Settle the Score is all about the 2019 World Cup. We're comedians, feminists, and we love soccer with a passion. Whether you're hoping to learn the ins-and-outs of all the drama so you can enjoy every moment of the tournament this summer, or you want some tactical analysis, you've come to the right place!


On today's episode, we chat all about the two USWNT vs. Australia matches away in Australia.  It was exciting to watch so many players get their ...
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Goodbye Carli

On today's episode we say our final goodbye to Carli Lloyd (except for her post-season run with Gotham FC- she never stops).  The USWNT drew Kore...
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Accountability. Period.

On today's episode we talk about the bombshell news reported by Meg Linehan at The Athletic that Paul Riley has a history of sexual coercion, and...
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Carli vs. The New New Kids

On our SEASON 4 PREMIERE we talk about the USWNT's return to the scene with their two games against Paraguay.  The 9-0 and 8-0 wins were remarkab...
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On this season of Settle the Score's final show, we talk about the USWNT's 4-3 victory over Australia, Canada's dramatic win over Swede...
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Maybe This Is Therapy

We lost.  The USWNT went out in the Olympic semifinal to Canada, in a 1-0 slog of a match.  It wasn't the outcome we wanted, of course, and we pr...
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USA 2 - OFFSIDE 1,000

WHEW.  That was an extremely close call.  On today's episode we walk you through the gut-wrenching roller-coaster that was the USWNT's Olymp...
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It Didn't Get Much Better

On today's episode we talk about the USWNT's 6-1 win over New Zealand and their 0-0 tie with Australia in the Olympics.  Look.  It's no...
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Woof, that USWNT vs. Sweden match was a tough one!  We dissect our 3-0 loss and try to figure out what the heck was going on with our gals!?! And what...
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Our Gals Have Landed In Tokyo!!

The USWNT has landed in Tokyo, and we are here to discuss their send-off series against Mexico.  We talk about both 4-0 wins, the triumphant return of...
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