Happy Epiphany! This week for the twelfth night of Christmas Zac and Michael are joined by returning guest, honorary Shitty Christian and real grifter, GRIFT! The three of them take a long journey into the greatest story ever told with Stanley Kubrick's classic Christmas story, EYES WIDE SHUT. They learn about marriage, themselves, and the ubiquity of sex cabals. It's a holiday feast for all!  Please take the time to follow Grift! And check out his amazing store filled with excellent merch! https://twitter.com/griftsh0p?s=21 https://grift.shop   And finally--please forgive some of the audio for being uneven. We were all recording from home and had to make do. Enjoy!

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Episode 87 - Guys Wide Shut - Feat GRIFT

This week Zac and Michael dig into their cozy holiday bags of gifts and look at... Chuck Schumer? Michael finally lets Zac rant about the Senate Majority's leader complete absence from governance except for the man's love affair with bad twitter memes. Then they take the rest of the podcast to look at the death of Roe V. Wade and legal abortion in much of the country. Christmas is on its way and before you know it--everybody may be forced to give birth outside with the animals. That might not be very funny, but you try writing a joke about abortion.

Episode 86 - Roe‘d to Perdition

This week Zac and Michael are back after a whirlwind adventure to Orlando--where they breathed the free air--mostly riddled by covid. It's a looser episode where they talk about the failures of the Obama presidency, the neutrality of technology and difficulty of liberation and what a messy bitch Zac becomes at weddings!

Episode 85 - The Many Elons of Capital

This week Zac and Michael hop on the mic to at last destroy that useless affect of american decadence--the ballot box. Then they look at Ross Douthat's discussion with Sohrab Ahmari--two adult  babies who converted to catholicism. Don't worry - they definitely don't want to create a cabal that monitors your browser history!

Episode 84 - Against Voting

This week Zac and Michael dig into yet another tragic police shooting--this time literally on their block. Then they examine all the negotiating the democrats are doing against themselves--and losing! At last, they peer into the dark heart of American power and realize that the future is here, democracy is long gone. But the good news is that Zac and Michael get what they really want--the moral high ground (which they'll need as the seas continue to rise).

Episode 83 - The Military State - Sponsored by Mattel!

After time in the wilderness subsisting on locusts, honey and Israeli ecstasy pills--Zac and Michael ARE BACK! They pick up their microphones because the Southern Baptist Convention continues its ways of trying to eat hot chip, ignore sex crimes, and lie. Then they take a look at Pat Robertson's controversies--the story of a persecuted man.   On a more genuine note, we're excited to be back! Going forward, we'll be switching to a bimonthly schedule and releasing two episodes a month. Thank you for your patience!

Episode 82 - WE BACK

This week Zac and Michael stare into the abyss--which happens to be a video of Andrew Cuomo touching people's faces. They talk about the fallout in Albany as America's most Italian mayor takes us for one more non-consensual ride.Then, they dig into a minister suffering from cancer and... a secret that you will not guess. Finally, they log onto Facebook--where they can get all the Nazi memes, anti-vaxxer content, and NOW CHURCH!   Check out Adam on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/theadamglass    

Episode 81 - No Cuomo

This week Zac and Michael conclude the LEFT BEHIND series! Come for the   poison bibles and magical communion wine and stay for the President coming to assassinate the Anti-Christ with a porcelain gun!    See you after the rapture, comrades

Episode 80 - LEFT BEHIND 3: WORLD AT WAR

This week Zac and Michael return to the end of days where they decide that the most important thing is to get on Tinder! Only then, can they deal with this pesky anti-christ figure. In the meantime, the worlds FOREMOST RELIGIOUS SCHOLAR has announcement--that Shitty Christians is the best podcast--oh and something about the Messiah as well. 

Episode 79 - LEFT BEHIND 2: TRIBULATION FORCE

This week Zac and Michael finally take the plunge into the LEFT BEHIND series! They dig into the Kirk Cameron Masterpiece where they encounter attractive Russian AntiChrists, disappearing children--and the true face of evil--getting rid of nuclear weapons.

Episode 78 - LEFT BEHIND

This week Zac and Michael open the pod with a confession of their sins online--no, no not pornography or video games--something far worse. Michael's watching Constitutionalists ask if they are BEING DETAINED and Zac is yelling at republicans on Facebook. Then they touch on the crimes of the "Indian schools" Canada. Finally they find a bible study that suits them--led by one of the insurrectionists on January 6th!   Note: Due to technical issues, the audio dips for a few minutes in the middle of the recording! Don't worry it's brief. 

Episode 77 - Force Ghost Martin Luther King Jr.

This week Zac and Michael do a throwback and record a funny, light-hearted episode about how everyone is a cop trying to keep you down! They dig into Joe Manchin on the phone with his bosses (none of whom live in West Virginia). Then, they talk about Erik Adams, the presumptive Mayor of New York who solves any problem with a fun mixture of cops, corruption, and declaring himself god-king over the tri-state area!

Episode 76 - A Tale of Two Joes

This week Zac and Michael discuss the SBC elections where human skin-flap, Al Mohler, eats shit! Then they dig through the catalogue of men condemning critical race theory, abortions, and other cool things. Finally, they bemoan the left's inability to coalesce around anything except twitter pile-ons and more!

Episode 75 - Bad People on Both Sides: The SBC Election

This week Zac and Michael are joined by filmmaker and content creator Christopher Daniel Thomas! They discuss his background as a regular baptist and adulthood being harassed by megachurches trying to imprison him for his *depraved* TikToks! We then dig into the history of Biblical Counseling, a world and discipline that Christopher grew up in the center of. Finally, they discuss Christopher's new Youtube series MAGNIFY, about re-examining elements of our faith!   Here's a link to  the trailer for Christopher's new Youtube series, MAGNIFY:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNe0HHq928&t=5s   And his twitter handle! https://twitter.com/callmecdt?s=21

Episode 74 - Unbiblical Counseling Featuring Christopher Daniel Thomas

This week Zac and Michael talk about that hot new trend--faith based investing! Now, you can exploit people AND make a little bit of money. This is a totally new idea. Then they dig into a gospel coalition screed about how Pride is the new Advent--which sounds like an upgrade to our hosts!

Episode 73 - The Joy of Gay Advent

A Comedy Podcast about the intersection of faith and politics from a couple of socialist christians. We yell about Kirk Cameron a lot.