On this weeks episode, we’re celebrating a birthday!! Zaharoula turned 31! Follow Z and Crystan as they recap their weekend festivities, life lessons learned through the years, embarrassing first kiss stories, and the time Zaharoula got too high to watch Pixar.

Sorry To Waste Your Time

Oh Look, The Bare Minimum

On this weeks podcast, Crystan and Zaharoula discuss Pride Month, mental health days, Lord of the Rings porn names, and plans for Zaharoula 31st birthday this weekend.  One ring to rule them all, but unfortunately for their families, it’s never a wedding ring.

You’re The Frodo To My Samwise

GUESS WHOS BACK? Knock knock kids, it’s Crystan and Zaharoula! The coven return with plan to piss off Christian mother’s everywhere. On this weeks episode they see a renowned psychic and re-examine their entire lives. Is Zaharoula destined to be a chef? Will Crystan win a million dollars?? Find out this week on #STWYT

If You Can’t See A Therapist, See A Psychic

Welcome to the gauntlet known as 2021, where the bar is set very low. Take a seat with Crystan and Zaharoula as they summersault straight into the new year with a fresh episode of Sorry To Waste Your Time. Join the ladies as they roast the hell out of Timothée Chalame,  dish on spicy pop culture tea, mental health, the never ending pandemic and how 2021 will *really really really* be their year this time.New year, same podcast. 

Call Me By Your Kink

When Crystan is away, Zaharoula and guest host Sarah will talk shit about your dating profiles...and play. This week we take a deep dive into dating app mistakes that forces you to swipe left faster than a toupee in a wind storm. Come on in and join us as we help you navigate your way through Hurricane season- because no one has time for Tropical Storm Chad.HostsZarahoula Katsikis & Crystan WeaverSocials@sorrytowasteyourtime@wdk_network Find Us Here! Spotify: https://sptfy.com/5dn0YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7pYzj8KGzpqL9she003PaQWant to be part of the show? Contact us! DM - @sorrytowastyourtimeEmail - wdknetwork@gmail.com

Nothing Makes Me Swipe Left Faster Than Seeing The Word "Nutritionist"

This week on Sorry to Waste Your Time, Zaharoula and Crystan discuss various pop culture hot topics. Between Cardi B’s divorce, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and the French Film Cuties, the girls dig deeper and find themselves discussing heavy situations. ***trigger warning *****This weeks episode contains discussions about sexual assault and rape and may be hard to hear. Please listen with caution. 

Our God Does The Robot

Crystan and Zaharoula are joined this week by a very special guest, Brian Davis, and are making a very special announcement! After the exciting news, they also discuss who would survive longest on a desert island, pitch a dating show for Z, and circle back to the dreaded hotdog argument.

7 + 5 = Hotdogs

Hey friends! Crystan and Zak are back this week to give unsolicited suggestions in a new segment called “Sorry for the Sh*tty Advice”.  They also debate the proper way to sit, how to sleep on an airplane, and Crystan teaches everyone about the Avril Lavigne Conspiracy of 2003.

Live from Crystan’s Bed

Sit back and chill the f*ck out as Crystan and Zac delve into the complex hilarities of millennial culture, explore hobbies that don't suck, and discuss how to willingly get out of bed in the morning -all while not getting murdered. Join us as we try to figure out our lives and not waste everyone's time.