Episode 84. Hutch, Adam and Val put together a quick, brief episode once everyone got hammered. Adam goes on a long anecdote about a tattoo idea gone wrong and Hutch tends to his own meat throughout the recording. There's some ASMR eating noises as the hosts enjoy a dinner. Recorded in HiFi Stereo, from Hutch's Garage. No Special Guests Music by Stelt

South Texas Trainwreck

Is that what I think it says?

Episode 83. Hutch, Adam and Val get together and decide to do an episode at the garage, while Hutch smokes meat...literally. The studio tests out a new piece of audio gear and busts out the mad libs to finish off the last few stories in the book. Adam comes up with a scenario involving smoking of certain parts of the meat and the guys promote their first gig with the band "All Fukered Up". Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Hutch's Garage no special guests music by stelt

Hickory Dickery

Episode 81. Hutch, Adam, Val and George get together with Ian, Jessica and Megan for another episode of the 'wreck. It starts off with Adam doing a P.S.A about how not woke the show is and Hutch wants to know why Dr. Seuss is racist. The group looks at pictures of horrible breasts and George explains where the word "hobo" comes from. Jessica does sign language for "stupid whore" and tells a story about burning man. Adam re-revisits an old story from his teenage years as George rolls right over it. Everyone talks about their favorite comedians. Adam drops a bomb about a death in his family. Presented in HiFi Stereo. Recorded at Studio Clitaris. Special Guests: Jessica Ian Megan Music by Stelt In memory of Elizabeth Mundahl Sawdon R.I.P

Whiskey And Pressure

episode 80. The S.T.T.P crew is back after a brief hiatus and records their first episode at the new Studio Clitauris (George's dining room). The main poison of the episode is cognac and they begin talking about the great Snowpocalypse of 2021. Afterwards, the subjects start to go all over the place, including; googling poop noodles, golden apples, using pop rocks during oral, short people at concerts, sweepstakes involving bags of poop and a beatles album review. Hutch does a Christopher Walken impersonation and special guest Ian talks about mastur"blazing". George's wife Jessica gives an account of what happened that almost made her go violent during the Snowpocalypse. Presented in HiFi Stereo. Recorded at Studio Clitauris Special Guests: Jessica (george's wife) Ian Megan Daphne Music by Stelt

Loosely Tied Cog Knack In The Bag

Episode 78 or 79. Hutch, Adam, are Val are joined by George and Jason for a follow up episode to "Jason's sad libs". Everybody is real drunk, especially Val, and start off with discussions of glass shaped like sonic ice and proper bathroom manners. Adam quotes a few movies and Hutch tells his Willie Nelson story. The guys talk about what ingredients go into seltzers and Val uses some language that's a little naughtier than how she usually talks. George describes his uses of video software and how to call out perverts. Presented in HiFi Stereo. Recorded in Hutch's garage Special Guests: George Olfson J. Garcia

...bit Chez, Got It Comin'

episode 77. Adam, Hutch and Val get together with George and Jason for a couple of recordings. There are more mad libs readings provided by the guests and more drunken ramblings. Adam describes what he saw on a dirty deck of cards. George makes fun of Adam for drinking seltzers. Jason mentions a robotic hand from Japan and Hutch gives random sports talk here and there. Hutch and George talk BBQ. Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Hutch's Garage Special Guests: George Olfson Jason Garcia Music by Stelt

Jason's sad libs

episode 75. Hutch and Adam have another old fashioned style podcast of drunken anecdotes and random ramblings.

Be decent to each other

Episode 74. Hutch and Mollie co-host for the first time on the podcast. Mollie gives a shout out to ladies on tinder to try to help Adam. Various Mad Libs stories are put together for reading. Hutch and Mollie pretend to be co workers on an elevator with horrible music going on. Adam describes different sexual tools. Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Hutch's Garage Special guests: Adam Craig Val music by Stelt

Tinder tips with rotobators on elevators

Episode 73. Hutch and Adam do a classic one-on-one episode by themselves. The show starts out with a discussion about different ways to masturbate and what Adam did when he first started. The guys do a flavor review with a Steel Reserve tropic storm malt liquor, for which Hutch gives a hilarious description on the taste. Adam brings a food item for a challenge that goes back to an idea they had since the early episodes...and it goes horribly. Hutch provides a Mad Libs book to read passages from after the "challenge". Recorded in HiFi Stereo in Hutch's garage. No special guests music by Stelt

Smoky, Kid Farts In Pineapple Tinfoil (on Fire)

Episode 72. Hutch and Adam, along with several other guests, gather in Hutch's garage and get super hammered on one of them most graphic episodes ever. The show starts out with Hutch explaining his "cheesewheel" to a very drunk Marnie, who has rather revealing stories about her dad. Adam tells the story of an embarrassing event of one of his friends. The show takes a turn and everyone starts talking about their favorite horror movies...Hutch gets cut off. Recorded in HiFi Stereo in Hutch's Garage special guests: Sabrina Marnie Simone Music by Stelt

Cheese Wheel Of Death: Life Is A Horror Movie

In this 3rd installment of Mike & Willie's wisdom, the guys start out trying to figure on what they would do with $1200. Mike describes the difference between different colored waffles and the guys do another old brand beer review. Mike revisits an old hooker story and Willie tells his own story about a neighbor from back in the day. Produced by Adam Craig Recorded in HiFi Stereo at The Exchange Studio in Schertz, TX. music by Stelt

S.T.T.P presents: Mike & Willie's wisdom pt. 3

Episode 71. Hutch, Adam and Val get together with special guests Wafflehouse Mollie, Jason, Simone and for the first time on the podcast, Marnie. This episode is probably the stupidest and most low-brow, crudest episode in the entire catalog. It happens to be Adam's bday celebration as he turns 42, and everyone gets hammered (hutch and adam drink mickey's grenades). This episode is also the first to feature a sound board of audio samples. The content goes all over the place, too much to fit in this description but it is very sexually charged and extremely graphic. Warning: this episode contains graphic bodily noises. Recorded in Hutch's garage. Presented in HiFi Stereo Special guests: Wafflehouse Mollie Jason Simone Marnie Music by Stelt

Mistakes were made

Mike and Willie return to Casa de Geckler for another drunken podcast session. The episode starts off with Adam ranting about stale music set lists in the San Antonio cover band scene. Mike gives a shout out to Dallas Moore and Chuck Morpurgo from the Dallas Moore band. The guys do a flavor review of Four Loko's sour mango hard seltzer and Willie describes getting a haircut from Elizabeth. Subjects also range from bad Italian food and how Sonic sucks to various types of prison wine. Willie busts out a small bottle of whiskey while Mike gives him grief about it and a discussion of mayonaise packets as lube finishes the epiosde. Produced by Adam Craig Recorded at Casa de Geckler in HiFi Stereo Music by Stelt

S.T.T.P presents - Mike & Willie's wisdom pt.2

Adam, Hutch, Jason and Simone once again have random, drunken discussions. Jason compares different branches of the D.O.D and Adam recalls an embarrassing moment that happened to one of his hs friends, involving cocaine and genitals. Simone gets mad at at Jason and Hutch gives requests for samples of old, classic commercials. Adam passes out for the first time in the show's history. Recorded in Hutch's garage Presented in HiFi Stereo special guests: Jason Simone music by stelt

Let Me Mold You (whats My Mf'n Name?)

Episode 69. In this episode, Hutch, Adam, Simone and special guest Jason get together in the garage to continue more drunken stories, jokes and fake P.S.As. The show starts off with Simone not sharing the bowl and Hutch has a story about an altercation with a dude who wont leave Val alone at his work. Adam re-visits a stripper horror story right before Simone tells a haunted horror story. Dignity and class go out the window as the subject of bathroom humor runs rampant. Jason has a pizza delivery story and Adam makes attempts to join bodily function words together. Recorded at Hutch's garage Presented in HiFI Stereo Special Guests: Simone Jason Music by Stelt

Bullsh*ttery (im Not Drunk Enough For This)

A podcast featuring drunken anecdotes, and challenges involving alcohol.