The Whore Count™ sits at six. Cat Fahts and Sound Boards (clip from Stab Party 16) We&#039;re basically 12.Stab Party 16 comes out tomorrow 12/15/2016, head to https://failedinitiative.com to check it out! Posted by Failed Initiative Podcast Network on Wednesday, December 14, 2016 Alijah sits in with us this week to introduce the newest show coming soon on the Failed Initiative podcast network, Meta Workshoppe.  You can check out a preview here! On this episode we discuss cats, the Chapecoense soccer team tragedy, Katie says whore a lot, RPGs, Nick gets wild with some sound effects, and stealthy friends!  We try to figure out ifRead More →

Stab Party – Failed Initiative

Stab Party! 16 – Get the Whore Bell

This week we go deep into fatness, food habits, and watch a few Youtube videos!  Children’s entertainment is weird. We also watched a video of some people breaking into Splish Splash–a waterpark here on Long Island–over Thanksgiving and rode their BMX bikes on all the rides.  Kinda cool! Fuck pork chops. On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed byRead More →

Stab Party! 15 – Big Fat Zero

Kozz joins us this week from Detroit to discuss the mean streets of Copiague, dead classmates, holistic remedies, heroin and its influence here on Long Island, pottery, and what it’s like to get dropped into school without knowing the primary language.  Katie admits to maybe watching Gabe sleep?  Or at least taking selfies with his mom.  Is 7-11 safe to eat at?  Are gas station bathrooms cleaner than Stop & Shop’s? Who knows? You’ll know! But only if you tune in! On the show this week… Kozz’s Soundcloud – Fairchild586 / Millennial Construction and Design LLC Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Dan’s Twitter – MeanDanGreen Nick’sRead More →

Stab Party! 14 – South Shore Stab Cred (w/ Kozz)

The election is over!  Trump won. Justin was so thrilled he drove all the way down from the mountains to scream into the microphones with us.  The gang discusses voting and if the third party should be split into a third and fourth party.  If you don’t like enthusiastic discussions that kinda sound like arguing, uh, trigger warning. Recorded on 11/13/2016 (caught up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Gabe / Justin’s… uh… lacking internet presence Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designedRead More →

Stab Party! 13 – Election 2016 Postmortem

  Alex harasses everyone he passes on the street, which instead of dividing, actually brings the world together.  We also discuss a ton about the (then) upcoming election, getting half-way out of tickets, religious education, and we brainstorm innovative ways to carry water.  Also, Listen in for another installment of Fuck Boy Theatre! Recorded on 11/05/2016 (catching up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech and Alex! Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. TheRead More →

Stab Party! 12 – Election 2016 Precoverage

The team meanders through a bucket of topics including dating, driving, dads, dribbly tips, the PervCrate we may or may not be making, and another installment of FuckBoy Theatre.  So much anxiety talk, so trigger warning?  We also found out that cats do not make good emotional support animals, and fish are allergic to air. Also people who really like Trump and money.  Like.  Why. Recorded on 10/30/2016 (catching up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com andRead More →

Stab Party! 11 – You’re Selling…What?

Short episode this week, we talk about how awful cats are, temptations while tattooing, but most importantly we discuss the future president of the United States of America… Joe Exotic   …and we’re in love.  This and more ON STAB PARTY!   On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech   Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed by Sam, this lovely body cover keeps you decent enoughRead More →

Stab Party! 10 – So Exotic

Katie’s back!  This week we discuss Trump, Billy “I’m so Sad” Bush, TV Shows Nick doesn’t watch, Doctor Who, Wedding nightmares, Dating, and what to do when an earthquake might actually be a heart attack.   As always thanks to Sam for her music, WHICH IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW you could get right here. Thanks to this week’s sponsors: TheDailyDani.com, and a book Nick helped create, Lines Between the Stacks! Download it now    Read More →

Stab Party! 9 – Before I Die

No Katie this week, we think she got eaten by bats.  October is dangerous, man. Tonight we played a new game Cuck, Cuck, Goose!  Where we listen to quotes and have to guess if it’s a Trump supporter (Cuck) or a Goose (Goose).  We also talk about collecting cans, the iPhone, dating younger people, and the different generations. Join Gabe, Dan, Sam, and Nick on this week’s Stab Party! Also, call in and leave us a message, or a text!  We’ll read it next week. 502-FAILED-1Read More →

Stab Party! 8 – Manifest Destiny

We talk about music, taxes, police, Trevor Noah, and we discuss how awful our jail system is.  We try to figure out if the US Constitution actually does anything anymore, and spend another customary half hour on injustice in America.  It’s kinda our thing now. Katie, Sam, Gabe and Nick this week in house!  Check it out-Read More →

Stab Party! 7 – The Backstreet Boys are 23 Years Old

This week everyone misses their intro cues. Katie shows off her Sith-cred, Nick abuses his new sound board, plus while at a wedding Sam got hit by flowers and an old man stuck his hand up her dress.  Donkeys, dates, dishes, and dancing! Also, this song. It’s LongRead More →

Stab Party! 6 – It’s Long

Back online after two weeks! Feels good, man. This episode we go deep in the past and discuss our wee beginnings with parents, cats, creepy gyms, and chores.  Also, 9/11 and 9/11 brand conspiracies/experiences. In-house this week is Katie, Sam, Alex, Nick, and via the magic of the internet Dan joins us a bit later. Check out the preview clip here! Nick note: I have edited this episode 3 times already.  Forgot to unmute the intro, Sorry!Read More →

Stab Party! 5 – The Early Years (Never Forget)

I just, I don’t even know. We talk about a lot of TV, TV watching habits, and Nicktoons!  Katie learns about Google’s safesearch filter, we discuss medical price gouging and risk management!  Nick gives a lecture on how predicting which hard drives will fail is just as important as recalling defective products to save lives, Sam makes sure he knows he’s wrong.  Gabe jumps in all over the place. No trivia tonight, sorry kids!Read More →

Stab Party! 4 – Peppa Pig’s Pop-pop Blows Fat Clouds

This week a long time friend of the network came down to deliver the good word of the mountain folk.  Justin, Alex, Sam, Nick, and Katie discuss Guns, Pizza, Brexit, Emotions, and a lunatic that thought bringing an airsoft rifle on the Long Island Rail Road was a good idea. AND SO MUCH MORE. Don’t want to commit to an entire episode?  Check back on the site later this week for a best of breakdown of the show! This week’s show trivia question: How long did it take for the pizza to arrive?  Answer this week’s Show Trivia question on social media and win a prize!Read More →

Stab Party! 3 – All Up in them Hills

This week is all about relationships, dating, and rooftop shenanigans.  Katie runs off to take a call from her mom, Nick starts playing with the sound board, Dan and Sam recount their Friday, and Gabe scores a point for Team Boys in our new half-assed game; Know What I Meme? Also last week we had a winner on #StabPartyGames!  The answer was Meatspin, and as soon as we figure out a prize we’ll come hunt you down. This week’s show trivia question: Are you a bad enough dude to identify one of TWO hard cuts in the middle of the show?  Answer this week’s Show Trivia question onRead More →