In this episode Aiden, AJ, and special guest Andrea Dennison discuss educational chips, Bill Nye the Science Cryptid’s presence on TikTok, how to respond to your estranged technological lover, working alone to get along with your coworkers, deeply emotional facial expression art, and some god damn peace and quiet. We also play a game of Would Florida Man Rather. Thanks to special guest Andrea Dennison for joining us! Follow them on Twitter @mythtaken_ID and find all their wonderful online presences in the links on their Twitter profile! Follow Aiden everywhere @kinsellaaiden Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram & TikTok - @aj_the_slayer Check out the other incredible shows the Sinister Parent Company has to offer! Find AJ on Christmastide Ohio Aiden and Andrea guested on an episode of The Weekly Cooldown hosted by friend of the show Kami Jace, you can check it out today! And be sure to check out Kami’s twitter @kamijacegaming to go support them. Article Links: https://www.cnnphilippines.com/business/2020/12/16/china-smic-chipmaker-chaos.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/54682007.amp https://www.federalnewsnetwork.com/agency-oversight/2020/12/an-update-on-the-hubble-telescope-after-three-decades/amp/ https://news.berkeley.edu/2020/12/16/the-16-facial-expressions-most-common-to-emotional-situations-worldwide/ A couple of the articles used in this episode were from www.ptleader.com and were publicly available at the time of recording but were not publicly available at the time of writing show notes. Woops.

Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines

SOTTOMH Ep 90 - The Pringles Education Theory

In this episode Aiden and AJ talk about Sawwy’s Flowwies, JC (Jesus Con), waxless wings for sun flying, and The Good Place (Season 3, Episode 8). We play Occasional Baseball, and decide whose turn it is on the Wii U in the Warburton household. Find Aiden on all socials @kinsellaaiden Check him out on Good Idea, Something Wonderful Right Away, and Shattered Worlds RPG Find AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Check them out on Shattered Worlds RPG and look for them on Powered By The Players’ Monster Of The Week mini arc. For more incredible shows, visit us at Sinister Parent Company! Article Links: https://www.muhlenberg.edu/news/2020/exploringthroughart.html https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-54818692 https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.detroitnews.com/amp/6140539002 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-africa-54794298

SOTTOMH Ep 89 - Red Bull Gives You Waxless Wings

In this episode Aiden and AJ discuss two Fox News Criminals, how pointless waist-down clothing is, Butt County Criminals, the dangers of rowing, the pushy pully axis, and everyone’s favorite Star Wars character Doctor Spock. Then we cap it all off with some Florida Man-ologues. Follow Aiden on all social media @kinsellaaiden Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Check out Sinister Parent Company for more great shows! Find AJ on Christmastide Ohio, an actual-play Kids On Bikes podcast set in a fictional Christmas town. Look out for Scary Times, a Connecticut Gay Men’s Chorus Halloween Revue, on Facebook Live! Coming October 24th at 8pm EST Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/616512/ https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54327987 https://www.jacksonprogress-argus.com/news/butts-county-jail-logbook/article_a036fb70-01a6-11eb-a989-5bad9dfb0ee5.html https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54270739 https://news.ucr.edu/articles/2020/09/28/scientists-precisely-measure-total-amount-matter-universe https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54333915 https://floridanewsheadlines.com/articles/478071/comments/florida-man-sues-dating-site-over-refund-after-doctor-ordered-him-to-stay-home https://floridanewsheadlines.com/articles/478509/comments/man-stopped-in-keys-for-driving-stolen-asphalt-machinery-told-deputies-i-like-it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-keys-man-ingests-4-baggies-of-heroin-jumps-out-of-ambulance%3F_amp%3Dtrue https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/09/09/florida-man-accused-of-forcing-his-way-into-home-to-steal-expensive-shoes/?outputType=amp https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article246062020.html

SOTTOMH Ep 88 - Tax Documented Crime

In this episode AJ, Aiden, and George put on a Newsical about elderly men having too many ding dang muscles. Thank you for listening. If you like what you hear, give us a share or a like or a download or any combination of the three if you feel so inclined. Article Links: https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p08dy6nw/an-uncompromising-look-at-masculinity-and-age

SOTTOMH Ep 87 - Masculine Men With Too Many Muscles

In this episode the Pirates debate the Florida People and we play Florida Man Bingo on this lovely Flo-RIDAY. Thank you for listening. If you like the show, share it with your friends! Article Links: There are none everything is fake have fun kids!

SOTTOMH Ep 86 - The Great FloriDebate

In this episode AJ, Aiden, and George discuss the Mascots vs Imaginaries basketball game and what we’d do with Roger Federer’s paycheck. We also play some Occasional Baseball. Check out Christmastide Ohio (episodes available now on whatever podcatcher you use) Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/5278042002 https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2893985-roger-federer-jumps-messi-ronaldo-tops-forbes-2020-highest-paid-athlete-list.amp.html

SOTTOMH Ep 85 - ESP(N)

In this episode AJ and George tell Aiden all about tidying up America’s dirt and all the chains that filed for bankruptcy (or at least the top 6). Follow George everywhere @ReadySetFire123 Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/28/opinions/george-floyd-ahmaud-arbery-breonna-taylor-sellers/index.html https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mercurynews.com/2020/05/29/big-chains-filed-for-bankruptcy-every-week-in-may-here-are-6-of-them/amp/

SOTTOMH Ep 84 - Fire America 2020

In this Episode AJ and Aiden return to an older format to talk about Dinophant conservation, home-owners dissociation, a Doofster egg hunt, Nordstrom’s stylist jurors and executioners, Disney World Die-land, and smoking the good word. We also set aside some time to find out What’s Florida Man Been Up To and play some Occasional Baseball. Follow Aiden on Twitter and Instagram @kinsellaaiden Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Check out Sinister Parent Company and all it’s good shows Look for AJ on the podcast Christmastide Ohio. Article Links: https://www.purdue.edu/newsroom/releases/2020/Q3/following-african-elephant-trails-to-approach-conservation-differently.html https://apple.news/A3v14YN02SBO8qM3sLnFhPQ https://www.looper.com/239457/easter-eggs-to-look-for-in-phineas-and-ferb-the-movie-candace-against-the-universe/ https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/27/cnn-underscored/best-selling-nordstrom-products-2020/index.html?iid=CNNUnderscoredHPcontainermobileweb&iid_retailer=nordstrom https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/08/31/this-is-sketchy-video-shows-manhunt-for-trespasser-on-disney-world-island/?outputType=amp https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/31/health/drinking-bans-alcohol-coronavirus-wellness-intl/index.html https://www.newsbreak.com/florida/naples/safety/2051607788649/florida-man-claims-language-barrier-during-dui-arrest-speaks-english-to-deputies https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending/florida-man-lived-stadium-luxury-suite-nearly-2-weeks-police-say/URDYFHTYGJFTBBYRBTEPASPUDQ/?outputType=amp https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/08/28/famed-headbanging-florida-man-in-louisiana-for-hurricane-laura?media=AMP+HTML https://nbc-2.com/top-news/2020/08/29/man-with-playboy-face-tattoo-arrested-for-robbery-in-florida/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/08/14/florida-man-accused-of-climbing-onto-semi-in-traffic-during-road-rage-incident/?outputType=amp

SOTTOMH Ep 83 - Disney World Die-Land

In this episode Aiden and George tell AJ about the duality of weather, how wet it’s going to be with all this rain, and the discovery of fog Check out the podcast Good Idea on the Sinister Parent Company podcast network Article Links: https://spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/weather/2020/05/29/what-it-means-to-be--weather-aware- https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boston.com/weather/weather/2020/08/17/heres-what-to-expect-from-tuesdays-weather-forecast-32/amp

SOTTOMH Ep 82 - Mediocre Meteorologist

In this episode Aiden asks AJ and George some science questions like where we get internet from, how to electric yourself with a lightbulb, moving soundwaves, and Albert TV Fonso. Article Links: I’m going to be real here it’s been a couple months and I can’t find the article anymore sorry folks

SOTTOMH Ep 81 - How Much Science Do You Know?

In this episode Aiden and special birthday guest George Diaz tell AJ about calathumpian-type pokemon, mapping technology that can track merpeople, and how well they know the great state of Utah. Follow Aiden @kinsellaaiden on all social media Follow George @readysetfire123 on all social media Article Links: http://kymkemp.com/2020/05/29/odd-old-news-beware-the-calathumpians/ http://news.mit.edu/2020/machine-learning-map-ocean-0529 https://www.sltrib.com/news/2020/06/19/think-you-know-utah-take/

SOTTOMH Ep 80 - Double Barrel Rapid Fire

In this episode we present to you a Newsical about Jeopardy and Nicki Minaj! Article Link: https://www.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2020/04/30/jeopardy-janet-jackson-ariana-grande-orig-jk.cnn

SOTTOMH Ep 79 - What’s A Super Bass?

In this episode Aiden, Dean, and AJ duke it out in a special edition of Pirates VS The Florida People, and a maximum of 20 questions are asked to figure out what has happened in Florida for this week's game of So Many Questions But 20 Will Have To Do. If you liked what you heard please share us on your social media, we'd love it if you could share us with your friends! Article Link: https://www.newsbreak.com/florida/punta-gorda/news/0Otf45ni/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-for-booze-and-ice-cream

SOTTOMH Ep 78 - Sky Pirates

In this episode Aiden, AJ, and Dean discuss some interesting sports that are sweeping the nation and talk some Occasional Baseball™️ for this week’s Sportsball Thursday Be sure to download the show if you like what you hear! Article Link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/01/us/espn-ocho-spt-trnd/index.html

SOTTOMH Ep 77 - Pissing Into The Bread Bowl

In this episode Aiden asks AJ and Dean about the magician occult and Disney cruises. Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Dean @GeekusDean on all social media Article Links: https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/01/cnn-underscored/virtual-graduation-party/index.html https://www.cozen.com/news-resources/publications/2020/cruise-industry-in-coronavirus-aftermath-what-s-in-store-

SOTTOMH Ep 76 - Mad Ship Bad World

Welcome to Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines, a podcast where I take headlines from recent(?) news and pretend like I know from that information what the first paragraph of the article is going to be.