A podcast where I read really bad stuff I wrote a long time ago, try to remember what the hell I was thinking and give tips to help other writers make their work a little less sucky.
Every Christmas, Jake and I manage to get ourselves into some BAD Christmas movies. We aren't sure where the tradition began...maybe on a December vac...
At the beginning of April, enigmatic house musician Chevy Mustang became an icon seemingly overnight with his single "Because I Want To." In the midst...
When I was in college, I idolized Julian Casablancas of The Strokes. I wished that as a female, I could get away with the things he got away with. I f...
To all the boys I loved before, “You seem to know everything. But do you know you are profound to me?” -16 year old me We know Penn Badgley is cute, b...
Listen in cringey horror as this Blond(e) recounts the time she posted a literary analysis of Frank Ocean lyrics to the subreddit Hiphopheads for a se...
In this episode, I chat with my first ever guest, Jake Perrone. He reads a memoir that he wrote in college called "Medium-Size Me." His doctor tells ...
Ever left the gas on? It was no big thing, right? Wrong! In this short story that reads more like a Beckett play, a diverse group of typecast roommate...
Hide the skanky tops and Natty Light cans, my Christian boyfriend is coming to town! Have you written something that you don’t agree with 100% just be...
During NaNoWriMo, regular people write an entire novel in one month. What could possibly go wrong? Besides...well...everything? I will read an excerpt...
Get out your burn books, because in this episode, my high school self takes on our school’s Plastics in the West Potomac Wire. Get ready to cringe as ...