We talk about Phase 1 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. FYI, this episode is almost 2 hours. Then again, we cover 6 movies...so deal with it!

This movie should have been called the throwing off the train movie....since that happens.....A LOT

Insert closet joke here!

I hope they sent out thank you notices for this party.....

There are movies that belong in the 5$ bin and then there are ones.....who should never be heard from again. Guess which this one is!!?

Movie about a black snake that moans? Yeah.....no...

Parents don't let their kids grow up to be benchwarmers....or star in movies like this.

So this is how democracy dies, with bright colors and robots....how 80s....

Surely a half hour movie must be a masterpiece right? Yep. A masterful piece of crap...

I don't even have a humorous caption for this...it's that bad.