We discuss the all too relevant Ch 20, supernatural driving times, Alice crushing it at Jeopardy, ballet studio aesthetics, and unfortunate high schoo...

We're back!! We discuss Chapter 19, Dad's gonna be mad Edward did a murder, the Cullens are real cool chill hippies, get derailed by our thirst, wanti...

We wrap up Ch 18 after last week’s tech issues, discuss Mom’s pinterest board from 2010 into an unhinged book, vampires would make great astronauts, M...

Hey folks, we’re finally back! We discuss Edward needing meditation classes, vampire slumber parties, and had a bit of technical difficulty. We hope y...

We discuss Chapter 18 THE BASEBALL CHAPTER, custom matching baseball uniforms for the whole family, vampire physics, and the arrival of the plot. Cont...

We discuss chapter 16 of Twilight, Carlisle's thicc book, heavy-handed Christian themes, Edward’s casting couch, and prepare for next week’s excellent...

We read chapter 15 and discuss MILF rights, the sewers of Paris in Les Miserables, and how Carlisle is the real love interest of the series. Content W...

In our quick wrap-up of chapter 14, we unpack Edward's sexual awakening, Smeyer's age difference kink, and vegetarian vampires being abstinent homosex...

We get caught up talking for wayy too long about Stephanie Meyer's music nostalgia, Vampire Superpowers, and this being a horror novel that we went wa...

We discuss what would have happened if Twilight was popular during the highlight makeup trend, a very low vampire song, buying gas when you're emotion...