The unflappable duo determine which is truest: carbon or carbonara? They also talk about Paul Volcker, the Corbillon Cup, and the Sub Atomic Giraffe Mammal Awards.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Unhealthy Discourse

Episode 13: Carbon ⚛️ vs. Carbonara ?

Should we fire John Kim after this episode or keep him? The gang debates Christian Bale vs. Gareth Bale vs. hay bales and then talks about their pet peeves. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Episode 12: Christian Bale ? vs. Gareth Bale ⚽ vs. hay bales ?

March is here and that means Madness, and pocket monsters vs hot pockets. That's right, we're debating everyone's favorite monsters, Pokémon, and every 3rd grader's favorite snack, Hot Pockets. We also talk about your favorite television shows (probably) and draft hygiene products. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Episode 11: Pocket Monster ? vs Hot Pockets ?

Our heroes bravely foray into the inscrutable depths of debate. Which traps are superior: muscle vs. booby? Other subjects covered: What kind of parades are appropriate? How big is Hideki Matsui’s head? Which booby trap varieties are most effective? Grave digger stories Aarin reads her best Tweets from the past decade Hot fashion takes --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Episode 10: Muscle Traps ? vs. Booby Traps ??

The dynamic duo dutifully debates squirrels vs. Professor Quirrell and then tell each other their worst jokes. What a trip! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Episode 9: Squirrels ?️ vs. Professor Quirrell ?‍?

Are all sandwiches just different styles of hot dogs? Aarin and Matt ponder deep philosophical questions such as this and talk about Aarin's dating life during quarantine.  Support us: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Episode 8: John Mayer ? vs. Oscar Mayer ?

The fearless duo plunge deep into the murky depths of debate to uncover the uncomfortable truth of which is superior: stickers or potstickers? Some topics of discussion:  Is face-paint a form of make-up? We discover the “Sticker Quotient” which describes the proper objects to which stickers can be applied. Rechristening the “Harlot Equation”. We play a game. ALL APPS SHOULD HAVE A FEATURE TO MESSAGE YOURSELF!! What’s the new “I’m so awkward :(“? Matt fails miserably at Aarin’s game. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Episode 7: Stickers vs. Potstickers ?

In a novel audio forum, our brave duo parley the truer merits: naps or knapsacks? There must be a winner. What a conundrum! Lastly, but surely not leastly (please don't call me Shirley), our compadres inform the ignorant public of Greenland Sharks and their many idiosyncrasies.  Toodaloo! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support

Episode 6: Naps vs. Knapsacks

Two award-winning friends debate important issues and topics affecting the modern world of technology, politics, and society in an polite, but occasionally heated, discussion. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/unhealthy/support