This week Dave got squished by the best, Jes is looking to build the Flavortown Lodge, Cody warns you against mango-watermelon, and Jon is just trying to enforce the laws. Also, put on the Victorian dress before you die! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:53 - Science Time with Dave: Fruit 04:41 - Fruitwards: Lordlike Lodge 11:14 - Twittershins Rapidballs 23:25 - What Day Is This?: National Dress Up Your Pet Day 32:01 - Improv Game of the Week: Follow the Leaver 44:55 - The Ending Check out Jes on the STAB comedy theater show Regular Exclusive Blend or on her Twitch channel Jenga136 Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook or on YouTube at Mid Tier Entertainment Check out Dave's other podcast Catch Me Up Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

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Ep. 79 - The Pepperburg Penal Code

This week the cohorts run down the top five scenes of the year! Thank you ever so much for your support during 2020. Here's to 2021! Show Notes: 0:00:00 - The Beginning 0:02:45 - Thank you to the Patreon supporters! 0:05:46 - The Rolling Green Hills Mall - Information Booth (Premium Produced Sketch) 0:18:42 - Scene #5: "Dime Store Novel" 0:26:12 - Scene #4: "Hell Juice" (from Steven) 0:32:20 - "What do you want for the podcast in 2021?" 0:38:55 - Scene #3: "Skewed" 0:50:05 - Scene #2: "Rug Mahone" 1:00:42 - Scene #1: "Miraculous Eggs of Wonder" 1:05:56 - The Ending

Ep. 78 - Wasting ALL the Year 2020 (Section II)

This week the cohorts begin the countdown to relive the top ten scenes of 2020! Listen along as we listen along to us listening to each other while making up silly things. Thank you ever so much for a great year for the podcast during an otherwise not-so-great year. We genuinely appreciate your support. Show Notes: 0:00:00 - The Beginning 0:04:00 - Runner Up: "Street Interview" feat. Kameron Schmid 0:22:39 - Scene #10: "Rhymes" feat Casey Parcell 0:33:15 - Scene #9: "Questions" 0:39:49 - "What was your favorite thing about this year on WAtT?" 0:48:25 - Scene #8: "Sonsy Navy" 0:59:16 - Scene #7: "In a World..." 1:07:40 - Scene #6: "Theory" 1:09:49 - The Ending

Ep. 77 - Wasting ALL the Year 2020 (Section I)

This week Jes doesn't want to kill Easter Bunnies but describes how to do so, Dave is a giant with a magical harp that sings Stephen Foster tunes, Cody passes on a cherished heirloom, and Jon is... Tony the Tiger, leader of a... gang? Also, it's not from cows, don't worry! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 04:32 - Style It!: Cross-hatching 07:45 - Fruitwards: Beamy Releaser 14:49 - What Have You Been Up To?: Cyberpunk 2077, running theater streams, dramatically adapting Jeff Goldblum quotes, reading A Christmas Carol, preparing clips for the Best Of 2020 episode (VOTE NOW, VOTE HERE), streaming on Twitch (Jenga136), commissions, work, etc. 25:17 - The Scene Foretold: 9 of Pentacles 38:53 - Improv Game of the Week: Genres Check out Jes' other show Regular Exclusive Blend Rank the best of 2020 for our final 10 countdown ep! Become a patron for perks and bonus content

Ep. 76 - Torn Tiger

This week Cody gets trolled by the dictionary, Dave wanted some wet socks (found them in Austin), Jes got the Necromancer Bob account, and Jon shows up late to not get his Oscar moment. Also, the internet is PRETTY BAD! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:45 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 05:42 - Fruitwards: Predal Gourd 16:34 - Twittershins Rapidballs 25:58 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Product Jingles (from It's Me Casey, The Greatest!) 43:32 - Improv Game of the Week: Oscar Moment 52:04 - The Ending Check out Jes in other places like Regular Exclusive Blend Get your votes in for the top 10 scenes! Become a Patreon supporter for early access and other perks

Ep. 75 - We Stole Your Bones

VOTE 2020

This week Jon has got the gnarliest splinter, Cody is a troubled youth, Dave is running a museum, and Jes has a frequent buyers club card. Also, hop on into my Camero! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:47 - The Jonologue: Tape Dispensers 4:13 - Fruitwards: Bright Splinter 11:34 - What Have You Been Up To?: More artwork, Twitch streaming, video games, Twitch streaming, writing for YouTube, previewing a AAA game, work, Minecraft, Microsoft Flight Simulator, preparing for the end of the year vote (GO VOTE), school, etc. 25:11 - What's Weird in the World?: Mysterious Monolith 35:56 - Improv Game of the Week: Alphabet Game 42:34 - The Ending Check out Jes' other improv show with STAB Comedy Theater: Regular Exclusive Blend Online Dave just re-started his other podcast, Catch Me Up Get in here and rank your four favorite scenes from 2020! Become a patron of the show for special access and bonus content!

Ep. 74 - The Monolith

This week Dave misuses the word "plaintiff" in court, Cody chases kids off his porch, Jes can't keep telling you that she loves your retweets, and Kameron is hard-core pirate as hell. Also, teacher Nicholas was in fact the Zodiac Killer. Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:50 - Science Time with Dave: Solar System 04:50 - Fruitwards: Anencephalous Trigraph 14:23 - Twittershins Rapidballs 26:51 - What Day is This?: National Package Protection Day 37:59 - Improv Game of the Week: Sex With Me Is Like 47:57 - The Ending Become a Patron of the show for monthly bonus eps and more!

Ep. 73 - Perpetuate the Trash Fire

This week is our Thanksgiving Special! Cody has no good grasp of time, Dave made a short film, Jes is rich and owns the candy story, and Kameron wrote a very dark, arcane, mysterious, yet accessible novel (a la Dan Brown). Also, mineral caoutchouc ("cow-chuck")! Show Notes: 00:00:00 - The Beginning 00:06:21 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 00:09:00 - Fruitwards: Lucubratory Elaterite 00:21:33 - Twittershins Rapidballs 00:32:14 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Afterlife DMV Visit (from Definitely Not Brent Randolph) 00:47:39 - Improv Game of the Week: Street Interview 01:05:05 - The Ending Become a Patron to join our Discord, listen live, get early access to every episode, hear monthly bonus episodes, and more!

Ep. 72 - We're In Hell. I've Got Bad News For You.

This week Jes doesn't want you to know when it ends, Dave has to run for City Council, and Jon finally got the (wrong) account. Also, everyone needs a cardigan! Show Notes: 00:21 - The Beginning 03:08 - Style It!: Landscaping 06:23 - Fruitwards: Moory Hierocracy 16:19 - What Have You Been Up To?: Wedding anniversary, singing, work, Minecraft, Twitch streaming, Inktober, improv shows, etc. 25:14 - The Scene Foretold: 9 of Wands 32:47 - Improv Game of the Week: Reverse 39:44 - The Ending   Check out Jes twice a month on the Regular Exclusive Blend improv show via STAB Comedy Theater Join our Patreon for as little as $1 per month to listen live to our recording sessions, get bonus episodes, clips, and gain early access to all our stuff.

Ep 71 - Stay Out of the Bog (Just Kidding)

This week Dave gets emotional about the Earth, Jes is going to do it all over again (and again and again and again and again etc.), and Jon gets to go to the surface whenever he likes. Also, measure in hamburgers! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:42 - Science Time with Dave: Earthquakes 04:26 - Fruitwards: Verbal Upgush 09:45 - Twittershins Rapidballs 19:06 - What Day is This?: National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day 27:12 - Improv Game of the Week: The Information Game 31:15 - The Ending

Ep. 70 - Scottish Twitter

This week Jon has been spinning on ice cube trays, Dave's got this, Jes will settle for one out of four, and Cody tried to sell someone cat insurance. Also, you lost your bet! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:47 - The Jonologue: Ice Cube Trays 04:01 - Fruitwards: Unmade Man 09:00 - What Have You Been Up To?: Inktober, Twitch streaming, Twitch stream watching, music, live camera operation, mid-terms, C++, etc. 21:18 - What's Weird in the World?: Disgusting Food Museum 33:23 - Improv Game of the Week: 911 - What's Your Emergency? 45:51 - The Ending

Ep. 69 - Nice (High-Five)

Phil & Phill return to helm this Halloween Spooktacular Extravaganza! They take some of the spookiest calls in Phil & Phill history. Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!

Ledger of the Damned

This week Cody earns some coin, Dave will come back later, Jon is teaching the kitty paddle (good when penguins are around), and Jes does some heavy lifting. Also, the Moon! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:00 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 03:27 - Fruitwards: Sub-Aerial Clamp 07:14 - Twittershins Rapidballs 14:34 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Competing Bards (from Mikey B!) 21:04 - Improv Game of the Week: Survivor 34:42 - The Ending   Become a Patron for bonus episodes and early access

Ep. 68 - This Is Going To Be Rated G

This week Jes can't compete with the electric side, Dave is the god of Windex (but really all glass-cleaning products), Jon is going to feed orphans to the dragon, and Cody has never done anything like this. Also, the Tooth Fairy is not real. Sorry Terry! Show notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:20 - Style It!: Teeth 05:20 - Fruitwards: Amuletic Condemnation 10:22 - What Have You Been Up To?: Twitch, YouTube, audiobooking, editing, work, adulting, school, programming, fall gardening, editing, work, art, Inktober, etc. 24:25 - The Scene Foretold: The King of Wands 35:04 - Improv Game of the Week: It's Not You, It's Me 44:25 - The Ending   Check Jes out in another improv comedy show this Friday! Become a patron and listen live as we record on Discord

Ep. 67 - Only the Cool Stuff

Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Cody Parcell, Dave Paterson, and Jes Deprez with occasional guests. We improvise scenes and play improv games! (Music composed by David Paterson, Season Two logos designed by Sarah Lister)

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