If you like an abundance of slam poetry, songs about clutter, the nuances of friendship, and female ejaculation then this episode is for YOU.

We Should Have A Podcast

My Old Lady

C&C are sorry they haven't been consistent - it's not you, it's them. They're especially sorry for saying sorry over 25 times in this episode where they also wonder about aging, International Women's Day, and if Tilda Swinton has a bestie.

That's How We Do

The girls do a deep dive into Disney, discuss the value of common enemies, explore what Trump smells like, and argue about how judgmental Courtney’s become since being sober for one whole week.

Faker News

Corey and Courtney are back from the road, making calls to senators and giving themselves tons of spell.

Twatimus Prime

Drop in on a drunken night in D.C. as Corey’s most awful, yet truest self emerges into the light.

Road Trip Bonus Episode: WOWWW

It’s been a week since the Women’s March and Corey & Courtney are still processing their feelings. Say goodbye to Corey as she sets off on her dingy, because Courtney is NOT going to fight for her to stay. NOT THIS TIME. Plus #womensmarch interviews!!!

Road Trip Wrap Up: The Anti-Society Society

On the eve of the inauguration of America’s humiliating 45th president, Corey and Courtney drive the last leg of their journey to Washington D.C. and walk around the city as peaceful nightcrawlers along the eerie parade route. Find us on Instagram and see how the journey ends. bit.ly/CoreyInstabit.ly/CourtneyInsta

Inauguration Eve: Corey is Courtney, Courtney is Corey

Corey & Courtney are in Montgomery, AL where they visit the Civil Rights Museum and talk with the wonderful Wanda Howard Battle. But no day would be complete without Courtney getting horny - this time over an elderly gentleman’s art collection. Find us on Instagram to see how it all turns out!bit.ly/CoreyInstabit.ly/CourtneyInsta

Day 10: This Little Light Of Mine

Courtney and Corey meet each other’s OTHER best friends in New Orleans and Atlanta and talk about the usual - women’s circles, motherhood, and “spell” - then land at Courtney’s sister’s dorm in North Carolina and meet HER best friend. WOMEN! COLLEGE! FRIENDS!

Day 8 & 9: The Friendship Episode

It’s midway through the trip and Corey & Courtney are having all kinds of feelings. Good thing they swung by Oprah’s birthplace in the middle of Mississippi and learned about a very tender Tinder date in Little Rock. PS. Andrew McClain? NOT a psycho. Find us on Instagram to see the second half of our trip!bit.ly/CoreyInstabit.ly/CourtneyInsta

Road Trip Day 6 & 7: I LOVE BREAD!!!

Description: While Corey is violently ill, #Colourtney4ever roams San Angelo, TX. The girls eat “supper” with an octogenarian and try Tiger Butter for the first time (once Corey came back to life).Oh, and find us on Instagram to follow along and see some crazy stuff!bit.ly/CoreyInstabit.ly/CourtneyInsta

Road Trip Day 5: The Splashie Dashies

After barely surviving Santa Fe, Corey & Courtney make a pit stop in Roswell to take pictures with Aliens, then land in West Texas. That’s where Corey interviews the man that took Courtney’s virginity, in his parent’s home of course. #Coleourtney4ever Oh, and find us on Instagram to follow along and see some crazy stuff! bit.ly/CoreyInsta AND bit.ly/CourtneyInsta

Road Trip Day 4: Mejor Que Nada

Corey and Courtney have their first run in with the law on the way to Santa Fe, and that’s only 1 out of 4.5 huge things Corey fucked up today. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE ARE TOTALLY FINE.Oh, and find us on Instagram to follow along and see some crazy stuff!bit.ly/CoreyInstabit.ly/CourtneyInsta

Road Trip Day 3: Tendril of the Patriarchy

Corey and Courtney talk to the women who run Angel House (a charitable organization on the Navajo reservation) and interview a midwife, then have a complete emotional meltdown but it’s cool they’re totally fine. Oh, and find us on Instagram to follow along and see some crazy stuff!bit.ly/CoreyInstabit.ly/CourtneyInsta

Road Trip Day 2: Burning Bras Costs Too Much

Today was all about an intense couples' tarot reading in Sedona, a haunted rocking chair in Flagstaff, and bad nasal congestion in the Hyundai rental...Oh, find us on Instagram to follow along and see some crazy stuff!bit.ly/CoreyInstabit.ly/CourtneyInsta

Road Trip Day 1: Hit the Ouija

Best friends Corey Podell and Courtney Pauroso share everything - initials, secrets, and a deep-seated existential dread. They are sorry for everything ever.