In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Ex-husband requests mortal combat with ex-wife,  retired teacher retires from serial shitting, and the raunchy tale of Dick Riding Hood! NEWS: Man requests 'trial by combat' with Japanese swords to settle dispute with Iowa ex-wife https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2020/01/13/iowa-courts-david-ostrom-requests-trial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/ Man sets up cameras to catch ghost but instead finds girlfriend having sex with son https://thecoverage.my/horror/man-sets-camera-catch-ghost-catches-son-sex-wife-instead/ Retired teacher fined for repeated shitting https://www.huffpost.com/entry/public-pooper-wisconsin_n_5e0e4708e4b0843d360f96a5 Credits: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The Lounge King - Ici la Femme (XXX Mix) Louise Vertigo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

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26. The Tale of Dick Riding Hood

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Men play a stupid game and win stupid prizes, palm reader is met with misfortune, and Dr.Feel drops mad knowledge on vaping! News Burger King to give Bronx residents free whoppers https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/burger-king-bronx-free-whoppers-joker-stairs-tourists Men arrested for trying to cash lottery ticket with glued on numbers https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/men-try-cash-lottery-ticket-with-glued-on-numbers/UI2TZTDJYFGQTGYVLVP2QBN5RM/ https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525# Palm reader arrested for allegedly scamming a client out of $71,000 to banish a demon from her daughter https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/palm-reader-arrested-for-allegedly-scamming-a-client-out-of-dollar71000-to-banish-a-demon-from-her-daughter/ar-BBYAXvL?li=BBnbfcL --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

25. Dr. Feel Says...Vaping Is Good

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Snoop Dogg lullabies, Florida man asserts his dominance, and dog plays fetch with dildo! News Snoop Dogg Announces Lullaby Album Adapting His Greatest Hits For Babies https://thesource.com/2019/11/29/snoop-dogg-lullaby-album/ https://funnynewsfix.com/funny-news/snoop-dogg-announces-lullaby-album-adapting-his-greatest-hits-for-babies/ This wearable vest grows a self-sustaining garden watered by your own urine https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/this-wearable-vest-grows-a-self-sustaining-garden-watered-by-your-own-urine-1.5408768 Man dated cockroach called Lisa for a year and said she was 'hotter than any girl' https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-dated-cockroach-called-lisa-13928927 (old news) Florida man exposes himself slaps his butt in front children during argument deputies say https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-exposes-himself-slaps-his-butt-in-front-of-children-during-argument-deputies-say Dogs finds adult toy on her walk and wonder are horrified she won’t let go https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12286627&fbclid=IwAR0nPRspHHEBQb1Vw8ESWiNyRhl-6BBZU0o68B76gFJ6h0gVeBJuNsfMNQ8 https://funnysmack.com/memes/dog-finds-adult-toy-on-her-walk-and-owners-are-horrified-she-wont-let-go/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

24. There's Someone For Everyone...Even Cockroaches

In this week's episode Yadadamean?!: Homewrecker wrecks the wrong home - again, Postal worker has a drug dealing side hustle, and we look back on the last decade as we approach the next decade!  NEWS SOURCES: Detroit's largest demolition contractor demolishes the wrong home — again https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/12/18/wrong-home-demolished-detroit-adamo-group/2685696001/ Hong Kong and mainland China gamers clash on GTA V https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50894769 Mail carrier sold crack from postal vehicle, Ohio police say https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Mail-carrier-sold-crack-from-postal-vehicle-Ohio-police-say-566355271.html --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

23. A Look Back At The Decade

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Penis galore on California shore, coach takes one for the team, and Florida science teacher lives life to the max! News TONS OF PENIS fish wash up on California beach https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/fat-innkeeper-worms-california-beach-scn-trnd/index.html https://news.sky.com/story/thousands-of-10-inch-penis-fish-wash-up-on-californian-beach-11885598 Coach under fire taking high school soccer team hooter after loss https://www.newsweek.com/coach-under-fire-taking-high-school-soccer-team-hooters-after-loss-1477165 Florida science teacher takes meth and cocaine before school, passes out at Burger King, wakes up in hospital and masturbates, cops say. http://alugy.com/usa/florida-science-teacher-takes-meth-and-cocaine-before-school-passes-out-at-burger-king-wakes-up-in-hospital-and-masturbates-cops-say/ Naked man seen on video before leading cops on chase https://www.local10.com/news/local/2019/12/16/area-of-a1a-shut-down-over-police-activity/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark CREDITS: We Wish you a Merry Christmas Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ First Call Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Deck the Halls B Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

22. A (Not So) Christmas Special

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Sheriff Pigeon is in town, man passes the deadliest farts, and Rob goes Christmas shopping! NEWS: Someone is putting tiny cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas as animal rescue works to remove them https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/someone-is-putting-tiny-cowboy-hats-on-pigeons-in-las-vegas-as-animal-rescue-works-to-remove-them Man whose deadly farts ‘can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas’ https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/man-farts-kill-mosquitos/ 'Hungry artist' eats banana duct-taped to wall art piece that sold for $120,000 https://www.newsweek.com/banana-duct-tape-120-000-maurizio-cattelan-art-basel-miami-gold-toilet-1475677 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/hungry-artist-eats-banana-duct-21049699 Arizona man registers swarm of bees as emotional support animals https://nypost.com/2019/12/09/arizona-man-registers-swarm-of-bees-as-emotional-support-animals/?utm_source=reddit.com CREDITS: Jingle Bells Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Exhilarate Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Winter Reflections Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

21. Cowboy Pigeons

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Match your nipple color with lipstick, no more penis for Dave the Duck, and the Great American Potato Famine! News Sources A Tucson business is helping women find the perfect lipstick ... by matching their nipple color https://tucson.com/thisistucson/tucsonlife/a-tucson-business-is-helping-women-find-the-perfect-lipstick/article_28c22bce-0bab-11ea-9f3f-53a47418bbc4.html America braces for possible french fry shortage after poor potato harvest https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/America-braces-for-possible-french-fry-shortage-14875662.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Duck has to have its penis removed after fucking too much and injuring it https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/duck-named-dave-penis-removed-21031151 KFC selling ‘fried chicken-scented’ fire logs for holiday season https://fox17.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-fried-chicken-selling-fried-chicken-scented-fire-logs-for-holiday-season --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

20. Dicks and Nipples

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: 99 problems and a booty is one, man has 100% matches on his own dating app, and menstruation badges! SOURCES: News Greensboro man creates dating app where he’s the only guy allowed https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/local/2-wants-to-know/greensboro-dating-app-online-dating-singularity/83-de8a5d3a-dea6-4a71-8da0-f2394f071cdc Japanese store requires female employees to wear ‘period badges’ https://news.sky.com/story/japanese-company-faces-backlash-over-period-badges-for-female-employees-11873188 Big Booty Problem https://torontosun.com/entertainment/television/big-booty-problems-woman-with-60-inch-butt-had-six-rounds-of-illegal-injections/wcm/b7ea919d-44e9-4fcb-9670-125845e53daa --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

19. BIG BOOTY PROBLEMS

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Middle age women spend thousands on sex dolls, Church 'Hail's Mary' like a rap legend, Straight Pride gone straight down the drain, and the historically correct version of Thanksgiving! SOURCES: Middle Aged women spend £15,000 ($19,281) pounds on female sex dolls https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-50s-desperate-15k-female-19912461 Church accidentally prints out Tupac rap lyrics ‘Hail Mary’ instead of Christian prayer https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=12286998 Dallas Straight Pride Event Brings Exactly Two People, Both From Out Of Town https://www.inquisitr.com/5746685/dallas-straight-pride-event-two-people/amp/ Cat put in 'solitary confinement' for freeing other cats from Texas shelter https://www.10tv.com/article/cat-put-solitary-confinement-freeing-other-cats-texas-shelter-2019-nov CREDITS: Americana Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Rite of Passage Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

18.Yadadamean Saves Thanksgiving (And Also Sex Dolls)

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Kanye West transcends, masturbation boxes, and Family Feud! SOURCES: Kanye West? It’s Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West to you, thanks https://happymag.tv/kanye-west-its-christian-genius-billionaire-kanye-west-to-you-thanks/ Masturbate furiously in the privacy of your own cardboard box, courtesy of HBO https://news.avclub.com/masturbate-furiously-in-the-privacy-of-your-own-cardboa-1839668651 Man left unable to walk after his scrotum swelled so big it hung below his knees and began rotting https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10146658/man-scrotum-swelled-below-knees-rotting/ CREDITS: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Constance Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ unfa - Classical Concerto: Waiting for the start and applause https://freesound.org/people/unfa/sounds/211097/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

17. Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Man pretends to be a cop in high speed chase, Guy uses cat as a projectile weapon against police officer, and Homophobe refuses a gay knee for mother! News Wilson man charged with impersonating an officer during police chase https://www.witn.com/content/news/Wilson-man-charged--with-impersonating-an-officer-during-police-chase-564289181.html Man faces jail time for allegedly throwing a cat at a police officer https://globalnews.ca/news/6113009/man-throws-cat-jail-russia/ Homophobe Refuses Knee Surgery for Mom Over Fear the Knee Will be "Gay" https://www.distractify.com/p/gay-knee-transplant CREDITS: Yondo - Stay Wit Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1My5B4aVw4k zerolagtime - A Harpsicord Dream https://freesound.org/people/zerolagtime/sounds/29627/ Heartbreaking Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

16. Knee Surgery Might Turn You Gay

In this week's episode of Yadadamean?!: Firefighters battle fire and bull semen, have the feel of skin on your phone, and police Sergeant told to tone down his gayness! SOURCES: Massive Semen Explosion after Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Facility, Firefighters Forced to Dodge 'Projectiles' https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673 These creepy artificial skin cases makes phones pinchable, ticklish https://www.foxnews.com/tech/artificial-skin-phone-case-pinchable US police sergeant told to ‘tone down the gayness’ wins $20 million in damages https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/28/us-police-sergeant-missouri-keith-wildhaber CREDITS: zerolagtime - A Harpsicord Dream https://freesound.org/people/zerolagtime/sounds/29627/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

15. Yadadamean Gets Cancelled

In this weeks episode of Yadadamean?!: Peoples' tattoos are preserved, Iowa family's basement flooded with blood, and hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman SOURCES: Tattoo and skin used as sentimental objects https://www.9news.com.au/world/tattoo-preservation-mortician-service-memorial-artwork-kyle-michael-sherwood/a82ea4d9-75ef-419a-92ac-de27495fdf7d Iowa family discovers horrifying basement filled with blood from neighboring meat locker https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/10/16/iowa-familys-basement-fills-blood-meat-locker-next-door/4003127002/ Chinese businessman hires a hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who betrays all six of them and lands them all in prison. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-23/botched-murder-plot-sees-chinese-hitmen-sent-to-prison/11630728 CREDITS: Return of Lazarus Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Giant Wyrm Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Symmetry Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

14. Spooky Halloween Special

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Instagram model's million dollar booty, pedophile walks 300+ miles to have sex with a 14 year old girl, and  millennials CEO slams other millennials for being entitled despite inheriting the position! SOURCES: Instagram model earns a buttload of money with her booty https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-star-gets-paid-staggering-20543691 Man walks over 300 miles to have sex with a 14 year old girl https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/14/us/man-351-journey-14-year-old-girl/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2019-10-14T15%3A00%3A17&utm_term=link 35 year old slams other millennials for entitlement despite being handed by his dad https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/john-winning-privilege/ CREDITS: Divertissement - Pizzicato (from the ballet Sylvia) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

13. Million Dollar Instagram Booty

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: For $3k, walk on water like Jesus Christ, PG&E blackout in parts of California, and our boy Rob goes on a date! Will he meet the woman of his dreams? SOURCES: Guinea Pig Ice Cream Becoming A Cool New Treat In Ecuador https://www.huffpost.com/entry/guinea-pig-ice-cream-ecuador_n_5d976b21e4b0f5bf79740d8e A 21-Year-Old Man Overslept For Jury Duty So A Judge Sent Him To Jail For 10 Days https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/briannasacks/man-overslept-for-jury-duty-gets-prison-time “Jesus Shoe” $3,000 sneaker filled with holy water sell out in minutes https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/jesus-shoe-3-000-sneakers-filled-with-holy-water-sell-out-in-minutes-2114404 Instagram star gets paid staggering £1.2million for sharing photos of her bum https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-star-gets-paid-staggering-20543691 CREDITS: Magic Forest Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Gloom Horizon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/YadadameanShow PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/yadadamean --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yadadamean/message

12. $3,000 Jesus Kicks, PG&E Blackout and Rob Goes On A Date

Come unwind with Mike, Rob and Lan as we discuss the latest and breaking news...from last week. Tune into Yadadamean every Sunday wherever you get your podcasts!