Comedy
The Warm-Up This segment is only available in the full episode of this podcast! On this episode of Hardly Focused with Jack, Mike, and Nate, it’s both Father’s Day and insanely hot outside. Jack asks resident show-dad Mike what his kids did for the holiday. Meanwhile, Nate shows off – and takes a bite from – the coagulated brick of gummy bears that he left in his hot car. We Read Customer Reviews of Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Jacks learns during the warm-up segment of this episode that sugar-free gummy bears effectively double as a laxative. Nate presents to him and Mike customer reviews from Amazon of Haribo sugar-free gummies. The reviews are “explosive,” to say the least. Our Pets, and Another Installment of “How Fucking Dumb Are You?” Kicking off this segment, Jack, Mike, and Nate discuss their pets, past and present. Being Father’s Day the day of recording, Nate reveals that he is a new cat-dad! Elsewhere in this podcast, Jack presents everyone’s favorite segment, “How Fucking Dumb Are You?” Featured in the news: cream-cheese induced rage, and a plagiarizing principal. The Wrap-Up This segment is only available in the full episode of this podcast! Concluding this gummy-riddled episode, Jack blitzes through the news stories that weren’t yet covered: Foo Fighters go… disco? A Mississippi man lost in his fantasy football league and had to spend 24 straight hours at a Waffle House. Several of those hours were spent eating waffle after waffle, with much discomfort. A Change.org petition requests Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos eat the Mona Lisa. Like, the actual painting. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hardlyfocused/support