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Tim and Sax are back with more REAL people doing REAL stupid things in REAL news stories from REAL news sources.  This week:  Why free landscaping isn't always the best idea.  A guy who changes his name-- DELCIOUSLY.  Arrested with stupid names.... twice.  More trouble at Florida Wal-marts.  You learn the important things here.If YOU have a story to share with us, email us (tim@newsofthedoomed.com or sax@newsofthedoomed.com) , Follow us on Twitter @NewsOfTheDoomed and, of course the hotline.  Leave us a message at 865-4-TIM-SAX.  Call it direct.  Call it collect (don't, really).  But call it today!!