Comedy
Recorded around a green baize card table in a 1970s elevator, in which we discuss sexual confessions, nipple/spam prostitution, the voice of Michael Caine, East End hardmen, cat food ads, people who like cats, cats, Arthur the cat, Terry's Pyramint, Terry's All Gold, Margarine, dog jizz, Pedigree Chum, chip pan fires, Findus Crispy Pancakes, Kinder Surprise, Action Man's head, Plasticine, TCP, Chupa Chups, moth balls, and tired penises. Special guest star: Morrissey. Sponsored by 'Remorseless for Cats', and the 'Electroflap TwinTub 2000'.