Rebecca and Sarah rate how badly they want to do certain pieces of furniture. Believe it or not, some are sexier than others. Stories read: Femdom Island 2 by Cherry Wild Casual Reservations (Hidden Pleasures #1) by Christie Rayne

Every Kink in the Book

Human Furniture

Rebecca and Sarah explore the erotic world of getting abducted by little green men. With UFOS, probes, more discussion of ballsacks than you were hoping for, and oddly, cavemen. Stories read: Captured by Aliens by Wynne Burroughs Probed (Invasion #10) by Claudia Balvenie

Alien Abduction

Rebecca and Sarah discuss the erotic implications of magically switching bodies and whether they would have sex with themselves. Stories discussed: "Swapped by Magic Rings" - R.L. Singer "My Weekend. . . as a Man: Taken by the Boss" - S.J. Rayne

Gender Swap

Rebecca and Sarah discuss various types of Gremlins in various sexual scenarios, and touch on writing erotica. Stories discussed: Monstergirl Harems: The Gremlingirls by Teagan Mori Mile High Monsters by Mintie Price Violated by Monsters: The Gremlin Box by Hannah Wilde

Gremlins

Rebecca and Sarah have an enthusiastic discussion of Krampus as a sexual partner, as well as their mutual love for all monsters. Books discussed: A Kiss from Krampus by Red Hanner Claimed by Krampus by Wendy Bigg

Krampus

Rebecca and Sarah have a considerate, if slightly drunken discussion of Santa Claus as a sexual partner. Books discussed: Up My Chimney by Johnny Dangerous and Emily Sweetly Milk for Santa by Meagan Days

Santa Claus

An open-minded, raunchy, and hilarious exploration of unusual kinks and fetishes through erotic literature.