From invites, to cakes (yes, the Women's Weekly Cookbook ones!), to balloons, to the second worst cat story ever told, this week's episode has everything you want to know about kids' birthday parties. We didn't cover day drinking, but it's pretty common knowledge where we stand, lean, stumble, and fall over on that.

Clear and Parent Danger

Party!!!!!!

Drowning in poop, vomit, and Peppa Pig and don’t have time and attention span to watch Poldark? Then join us here on Clear and Parent Danger. We have a combined over eight years’ experience in not knowing what the hell we’re doing, but we have eight years’ worth of horror stories to make you feel better when it’s the third night in a row of toast for dinner. So stay in your dressing gown, hide in the pantry eating Tim-Tams, and put on an episode of Clear and Parent Danger and marvel and how clueless we all are in the face of the awesome power of the newborns and jerk toddlers.

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