Martin is a paper towel dispenser outside a hardware store, and he's wondering how he got there. Featuring Martin Morrow. Martin is a comedian, writer, and improviser in Los Angeles. Follow him on socials at @martinMmorrow and stream his album Magic of the City!

Everything is Alive

Martin, Paper Towel Dispenser

Part one: Maria is a box of tissues, without much to cry about. Part two: Joel is a water fountain thirsting for more. Featuring Maria Bamford and Joel Kim Booster. 

Maria and Joel

Ian has a song stuck in his head. Imagine how the song feels. Featuring Lillian King.

Lillian, Song

Colin is a ten dollar bill, and he’s wondering what he’s worth. Featuring Colin Nissan. 

Colin, Ten Dollar Bill

A few scenes that didn’t make the cut for one reason or another. Featuring the Russian Dolls, Emmy the Pregnancy Test, Josh the Chainsaw, and more.

Deleted Scenes II

Eugene is a tattoo, and for now, he’s staying right where he is. Featuring Eugene Cordero.

Eugene, Tattoo

A restaurant bathroom mirror takes a moment to reflect. Featuring Alexandra Song-Xia.

Mirror, Mirror

Louise is an oxford shirt and William is leather pants. They may hang in the same closet, but they’ve seen different worlds. Featuring Alexandra Dickson and Connor Ratliff.

Louise & William, Shirt & Pants

Josh has a warning: don't get too close, but don't stay too far away either. Featuring Josh Gondelman. 

Josh, Chainsaw

Tami is a sharpie, and Ed is her cap. After all these years, marriage has left an indelible mark. Featuring Tami Sagher and Ed Herbstman.

Tami and Ed, Sharpie

Season Three of Everything is Alive begins Wednesday, March 18th, 2020. Mark your calendar, unless your calendar objects. 

Season 3 Preview

The Magic 8 Ball can’t tell you his name. This bonus episode is part of Radiotopia’s 2019 Fundraising Drive. Make your mark. Go to radiotopia.fm to donate today.

Bonus Episode: The Magic 8 Ball

Scott, Stethoscope

Charu is a satellite. Is she alone in the universe? 

Charu, Satellite

Jennifer is a copy of The Canberra Times from October 24th, 1988. She might not be news anymore, but she’s still paper.

Jennifer, Newspaper

Everything is Alive is an unscripted interview show in which all the subjects are inanimate objects. In each episode, a different thing tells us its life story--and everything it says is true.