Listen in to the time we got our first TV show. it was fun, and pure hell all at once!  

Keith is a Jerk

We got our own TV SHOW!!!!

Listen to how we all screw up all the time.

We got in WAAAAAAAAAaaaAAaaY Over our headsthis time.

We've been kicked out of Bars, Heaven, swimming pools, mountains, love, you name it, we've been ejected for your listening pleasure.

Ryan got kicked out of Heaven

It's the same old story. We earn money, we spend money, we spend more than we make, and you get to laugh at our misfortune.

I had to beg a rich guy to pay for my date

New segment on the show where we play "Would you Rather?" it gets crazy as you can imagine.  Also look for the animation to go with this one!!  https://youtu.be/yoPy_Uay0yY

Would You Rather? Part 1

Sorry everyone, had a spotify issue.  Same episode, but feel free to listen to our horrible lives again.

My brother 7 - 10 Split a Lady's head open.

It's family game night!  James's family cheats, Dave's family cheats, my family cheats death.

This picture will make more sense when you hear the episode.  Yes, that's Bob.

The time I hit an Autistic kid with a belt.

I got shot, Dave watched a chipmunk get shot and James did shots off the top.

The time my brother shot me.

We're talking about road trips.  Tales from the road of our band days, trips across the country during Hallmark holidays, and ryan.  

They threw out Dave's Roast beef sandwiches.

We explore cooking food in the 80s and 90s.  All gross, all the time.

We can't cook for sh*t

we used to hurt each other a lot in the 80s.  Emotionally, and physically. but it was fun.

recess in the 80s was like lord of the flies

I watched a woman get hit by a train. Dave got used for his glove. and James "accidentally" assaults a stranger.

I saw a dead body

Some kid kills a harmless creature and the chain of events that follow is bad.

True Crimes: 3 kids tried to kill a bird murderer.

Dealing with roommates is tough.  Dealing with Dave as a roommate is worse.  Plus, I found out my parents gave my room away while I went to college and Bob does a year long audition for a band to get a free room.

Dave got caught choking out his one eyed monster.

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