#188 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E19 - "The Nth Degree". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Hey, listeners! Barclay's a computer! And Picard reeaaeally wants him to stop all the downloadin'. Now, we at Trek TV don't know a lot about computers, other than the ones we got in our houses (our moms put some audio software on there and we record podcasts with'em sometimes), so instead we'll have to try and help computer Barclay the only way we do know: by somehow finding a way to make Pep & Ched even more unwholesome, giving poor Geordi the business even worse than UberReg does, and considering whether we've just found the laziest alien "explorers" ever. And even with all that and more nonsense, how about fitting in some of our patented kvetching about the state of popular media to show just how "in touch" and "with it" we are? Yes, we're happy to "give you the stick" as we truly take Star Trek recapping and discussion to "the Nth degree" with this inexplicably lengthy episode of... TREK T-V! A Real Multinational Podcast! *Now with TWO nations! Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

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Trek TV Episode 188 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E19 - "The Nth Degree"

#187 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E18 - "Identity Crisis". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek and Jared. Turns out Geordie was always a creature, who knew? We knew. Listen here now while we fill you in on the finer points. Good news is, it only takes 45 minutes to convey that to someone accurately. Enjoy this shockingly brief episode of Trek TV, but brace yourself lest the overwhelming enthusiasm packed into its short runtime convert you into the horrible veiny beast you were always meant to be. Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 187 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E18 - "Identity Crisis"

#186 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E17 - "Night Terrors". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. You're having that dream again. Darkness. Clouds. Crashing thunder. You're being shot in the most unflattering way possible. Your hat is unspeakably gigantic. Truly, a nightmare! Suddenly, a voice from the dark... "Podcast, in your ears. 4 idiots, blathering." Of course! You awaken suddenly, feeling properly refreshed and rested for the first time in days. Rising from your blood-and-grease-soaked mattress, you happily put away your ceremonial knife table; you won't be needing it anymore. The long national nightmare is over, because you have finally found the answer: the newest episode of Trek TV. Sweet dreams, beloved listener. Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 186 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E17 - "Night Terrors"

#185 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E16 - "Galaxy's Child". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek, Jared, and (eventually) Dustin. Hey, so excited to finally meet, we've heard so much about you! You're a big fan of performing caesarean sections on big space perogies too, right? Oh, how'd we know that? We just happened to see your name on the signup sheet for Dr. Tracy's 15-Minute C-Section C-minar, that's all. And you're also not alone in your frequent curiousity about the muddiness of the dump, or your love of both making fun of and having surprisingly nuanced discussions about awkward creepy behaviour, either! Just something we overheard. Now, it may seem like we know a suspicious amount about you, but that's just because you're among friends here at Trek TV. Maybe... good friends? Also, while you enjoy this totally non-creepy episode of Trek TV, why not consider making your passwords a bit more secure? No particular reason, just friendly concern. Whoops, the cops are here again, you'll have to enjoy the episode without us I guess! See you space baby... Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 185 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E16 - "Galaxy's Child"

#184 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E15 - "First Contact". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek and Jared. Listen, we all know why you're here on this one, so let's cut right to the chase: yes, this IS the episode where a guy tries to absolutely murder Riker in a hospital with a massive length of inexplicable surgical copper pipe, and don't worry, we definitely cover it with all the care and attention it deserves. Plus, we FINALLY point out the mysterious Ten Forward regular who's always wearing the orange shirt and brown slacks (ps. it turns out he's not the waiter from Lower Decks). But it's not all fun and games, as our consideration of arguably the BEST SCENE IN THE ENTIRE SERIES leads to some shockingly serious considerations of the questions it raises about the nature of consent under duress and double standards... don't worry though, because we still fit in a LOT of dick jokes. Like, probably too many. Really, that and the rest of it likely cancels all that serious stuff out, so even if this is your first contact with the podcast, we think you can trust that you'll enjoy yourself as we welcome you into the exciting and startling universe of Trek TV! Just make sure you protect your junk, and if you don't like it you REALLY don't have to try and martyr yourself in protest; we don't need another lawsuit. Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 184 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E15 - "First Contact"

#183 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E14 - "Clues". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Mysteries! We humans just love solving'em. But did you know that the solution to more than 95% of mysteries are at best just severely unsatisfying, if not deeply disappointing, and that's when they don't just lead to your wholesale destruction? So the next time you stumble upon a tantalizing trail of clues, just remember this simple rule: "Myster-E? Let it B!" This important public service announcement is brought to you by this week's episode of Trek TV; if you'd like to learn more, listen in as we further detail the dangers of deductive reasoning while also discussing such non-mysterious things as weird pink moss balls, brief glimpses of luscious centuries-old alien gams, the indescribable power of a good space ham, and more. But be aware: there MAY be some rare mention of clues. Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 183 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E14 - "Clues"

#182 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E11 - "Devil's Due". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Dustin, Derek, & Jared. Well, we were certainly due for it, but Vaughn and Tracy must have royally cheesed off the Devil with this one because Ol' Scratch done gone ahead and claimed their souls; which is to say, he spirited their audio track away straight to Hell. Thankfully, we're wise to that original flim-flam demon's tricks and our backup recording was safely hidden away from their... dumb pitchfork thing? So no need to have sympathy for us, dear listeners; reserve that for yourself, as our constant paranoia of imminent damnation means you get to enjoy all the devil-skin tight outfits, high-pitched shrieks, and absolutely staggeringly lengthy digressions of this double-wide episode of Trek TV in basically listenable quality! See ya in hell! Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 182 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E11 - "Devil's Due"

#181 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E12 - "The Wounded". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. An episode that doesn't just introduce the ever-duplicitous, extemely over-necked Cardassians, but finally shines a proper spotlight on everyone's favorite put-upon transporter chief?! Spoon us up a heaping helping of that delicious O'Brian-brand slop, please! Just don't expect simply a pleasant, relaxing meal, as we dig deep into the messy enigma that is The Chief and discover some SHOCKING truths that reveal far more than we ever bargained for. Also rogue captain, Picard narrowly averts war yadda yadda yadda but come on we know what we're really here to see. So make sure your air intake is clear, hum your favorite war ditty, and try not to look directly at the terrible Gul facial hair as you partake in our OWN special pile of slop that is Trek TV! Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 181 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E12 - "The Wounded"

#180 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E11 - "Data's Day". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Just what does Data get up to in a typical day? Oh, nothing that different than you or I. Pets his cat. Runs the night shift. Crushes the bones in his partner's feet trying to learn how to dance. Almost destroys a friend's wedding because he apparently has never consumed or internalized any romance fiction. Narrowly avoids stopping a massive Federation intelligence breach. You know, pretty humdrum stuff. Don't worry though, it's not all this boring routine; they manage to make up for that with some of the most exciting barbershop action you could imagine! So put on your least uncanny wig, stop crouching behind that shrub, and enjoy another unexpectedly hair-heavy episode of Trek TV, you lunkhead! Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 180 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E11 - "Data's Day"

#179 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E10 - "The Loss". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Dustin, Derek, & Jared. It's time for special conceptual episode of Trek TV! That's right, in order to allow you, the listener, to truly feel poor Counselor Troi's devastating loss of a vital sense, we've cleverly made a good portion of the audio on this one rather painful to listen to! Or maybe it's just an unfortunate side effect of damaged neckmeat. Sorry! We're just a couple 2D (aurally) chuckleheads trying to get by in this crazy 3D world. Relatedly, this is another of several episodes we had to record together in advance, so we couldn't get any emails in. Don't worry, you'll hear them eventually! In the meantime, why not grab your favorite inexplicable crystal, climb on the most docile steed you can find, and call all your daddies (at least 50) over to enjoy this generally audible episode of Trek TV! Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 179 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E10 - "The Loss"

#178 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E09 - "Final Mission". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Just in time for several weeks after Christmas! We put off this episode knowing it meant saying goodbye to our beloved Wesley, but then we realized he comes back a couple times so... whatever. Instead, we invite you to celebrate a new year by joining your favorite liquorhounds in a dirty whiskey drink on a scalding hot desert moon, but please... don't dribble it into your mouths via someone's filthy mitts. That's a priviledge reserved for captains only! Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 178 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E09 - "Final Mission"

#177 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E08 - "Future Imperfect". Hosted by Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. The future may be imperfect, but our timing could barely have been moreso as we revisit this episode damn near exactly on the 30th anniversary of its airdate! What's that, the timing seems a little suspicious, you say? Well, we can assure you that this convenient timing and all the minor episode glitches and delays leading up to this episode mean nothing, and we think this episode will give you everything you wanted, including virtuoso trombone performances, fond recollections of some classic holodeck entertainment, and startling observations of Klingon cake etiquette. You'll be very happy if you just stay with this unsettlingly ideal episode of Trek TV! Please, stay. We're so lonely, and the holosqueezers only help so much. Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 177 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E08 - "Future Imperfect"

#176 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E07 - "Reunion". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Jared. No, we aren't your daddy('s podcast). Yes, we DO mention a certain spoiled cured meat product a LOT in this episode. And no, it doesn't really have anything to do with the episode whatsoever. Or maybe... it has EVERYTHING to do with it?! The brilliant and well-thought-out metaphor we've just hinted at here is just one of the deep insights and startling revelations you're in for in this, the most tainted episode of Trek TV we've ever done by a country (ham) mile! Please do not ingest. Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 176 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E07 - "Reunion"

#175 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E06 - "Legacy". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Listen, there's no need to be coy. We all know why you're really here for this episode of Trek TV. Well, don't worry, we're gonna give you exactly what you crave: a recap of what the hell we're talking about when we go on about the "grave setting". Prepare your catsuits accordingly, and watch out for the... ok, a for-real Content Warning: this episode does contain talk re: "rape gangs". Yes, it's horrible, but in fairness to us, Worf had to bring them up once again and also MEMORY ALPHA HAS AN ENTRY JUST FOR THEM WHAT THE HELL?!? Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 175 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E06 - "Legacy"

#174 In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E05 - "Remember Me". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Hey, remember Trek TV? We certainly haven't forgotten you! Now, Vaughn's computer DID apparently suck at least a quarter of his audio through a blue wind hole into a warp bubble, but we managed to fix that, and WE didn't need the help of some soft-talking sanctimonious god-alien, either! Now, finally, you can enjoy our numerous revelations about the nature of the universe, barely-researched strange rights rumours, the intricacies of evolution, and of course just a ton of deep dives into obsolete mustache/phaser interactions. This episode of Trek TV: catch us, before we disappear and never even existed! Visit our website for fan art, news and more!

Trek TV Episode 174 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E05 - "Remember Me"

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